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Lūdzu:

<?php
$joki = Array(
  'Vīrs atgriežas pēc komandējuma...',
  'Zaķītis iet pa mežu...',
//... te turpinās - kopumā sarakstam 356 rindiņas ar jokiem
  'Pēterītis prasa skolotājai...');
$sodienas_joks = $joki[date('z')];
echo 'Šodienas joks:<br/>
' . $sodienas_joks;
?>

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