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/* * OK; before you read the following code know what I am trying to do. * I needed to get the list of child catagories from the root node so that * the root node didn't appear in the selection box. But for some stupid * fucking reason the stupid fucking DBA wont let me access the items using * indices and I instead have to use their stupid fucking Iterator * implementation. So there. */ $firstList = $this->getRootNode()->getChildren(); foreach ($firstList as $node) { $nodes = $node->getChildren(); break; // wtf? } // if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work //hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser) /** * For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones, * the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest, * fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men, * I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, * never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, * never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. */ // // Dear maintainer: // // Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine, // and have realized what a terrible mistake that was, // please increment the following counter as a warning // to the next guy: // // total_hours_wasted_here = 16 // // TODO: Fix this. Fix what? // no comments for you // it was hard to write // so it should be hard to read // I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this. options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA! // I am not responsible of this code. // They made me write it, against my will. //Dear future me. Please forgive me. //I can't even begin to express how sorry I am. double penetration; // ouch # To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file. And the bottom of page # To understand recursion, see the top of this file. //I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem. //somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Logic screen //somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass /* * You may think you know what the following code does. * But you dont. Trust me * Fiddle with me, and youll spend many a sleppless * night cursing the moment you thought you be clever * enough to "optimize" the code below. * Now close this file and go play with something else. // drunk, fix later // Magic. Do not touch. // I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will // have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets // released into the public Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong."); throw up; //ha ha //When I wrote this, only God and I understood that I was doing //Now, God only knows http://cobaia.net/2010/09/top-funny-source-code-comments/